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Avocado’n’Toast 3v3s5k

No. 3oh1r

  1. R.I.P.
  2. The killers
  3. Alas poor
  4. no more
  5. ? Meh
  6. Olds love
  7. Who’s heard of ?!
  8. ? .
  9. icide
  10. Out:
  11. Enough
  • Yo Toast,
    you ever heard of ?
  • Hey Toast,
    you ?
  • Hi Toast,
    what’s the deal with ?
  • Yo Toast,
    what’s up with ?
  • Ha Toast,
    ever been a fan of ?
  • Er Toast,
    know any stuff about ?
  • LOL,
    ? Def an old person thing
  • OMG,
    ? Must be from the ’70s
  • Hmm,
    ? Maybe an ’80s thing
  • WTF,
    ? Try a history book
  • Ha,
    ? You could ask my dad
  • Meh,
    ? Something from the past
  • ROFL,
    ? Sooo last millennium
  • Imagine
    having the time and money for !
  • Amazing,
    people used to really like !
  • Woww,
    imagine spending your money on !
  • Sooo
    weird that people had time for !
  • How
    did anyone ever bother with !
  • Let’s
    get Mister Boomer’s carefully considered view
  • I’m sure
    Mister Boomer has some words of wisdom
  • Let’s
    ask Mister Boomer to share his knowledge
  • Here
    comes Mister Boomer with a mature perspective
  • We can
    ask Mister Boomer for his sensitive opinions
  • Here’s
    Mister Boomer, he might have something to say
  • Let’s
    see what Mister Boomer thinks about this
  • It’s
    Mister Boomer, coming over to speak his mind
  • I put my life savings into burning down rainforests for !
  • I invested my pension in using child slaves to promote !
  • I used all my inheritance to buy shares in black-market !
  • I gambled my money on a pyramid scheme cashing in on !
  • I bet my pension fund on turning fossil fuels into !
  • I funded a startup that shreds endangered species for !
  • I remortgaged my million-pound house to get rich from !
  • I own shares in a firm strip-mining the countryside for !
  • I have investments in cheap prison labour working on !
  • Bleedin’ millennials!!!
  • Flippin’ millennials!?!
  • Blimmin’ millennials!!!
  • Bloomin’ millennials!!
  • Meddlin’ millennials!!!
  • Blitherin’ millennials!!
  • Flamin’ millennials!!!
  • Chuffin’ millennials!?!
  • Stinkin’ millennials!!!
  • Mitherin’ millennials!!?